Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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