I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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