Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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