Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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