I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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