the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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