Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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