I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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