it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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