Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She's the barista slut.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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