I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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