Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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