I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Randomize
