This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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