I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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