I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
