i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She said her name was "party"
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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