I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
