we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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