i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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