Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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