It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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