I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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