East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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