i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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