ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
