Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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