Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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