I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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