i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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