is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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