she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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