Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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