found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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