isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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