you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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