so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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