1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just want nice things and good sex
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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