I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My dick has a subreddit
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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