I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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