David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize