Three words: puerto rican gang bang
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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