It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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