You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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