at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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