i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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