so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
