We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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