Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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