Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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