She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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