I must be too annoying 4 u.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
