Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Also, beer. Big fan.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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